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Application for Permission to Date My Daughter

  1. I Am The Suitor

    I Am The Suitor
  2. I Am The Daughter

    I Am The Daughter
  3. I Am The Parent

    I Am The Parent
Here’s The Actual Application Form for Permission to Date my Daughter 1. Name Date of Birth
2. Height ft. in. Weight Lbs I.Q. GPA
8. In 50 words or less, explain what “DON’T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER” means to you:
9. In 50 words or less, explain what “LATE” means to you:
11. What do you want to be if you grow up?
Thank you for your interest. Please allow 4 to 6 years for processing. You will be contacted in writing if you are approved. Please do not call, write or email. Any attempts at contact during the processing of this application could be hazardous to your health and/or cause serious personal injury.

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